March 2010
1 post
I want to punch old me in the face...a lot.
O_o Seriously I don’t understand my whole issues back then, Yes in my defence I was intoxicated a lot…but honestly…Wow. WELP, This is my latest update for a while. I’ve soon discovered this thing called “Confidence”, New thing on the market and rather good in my books. Thats right! Confidence! And it can be all yours for…well nothing! Thats right! FREE! ...
July 2009
1 post
Wow.
Whew. I went to the eighteenth century, not as fun as you’d think, virtually all upper class really. My companion just bitched the entire way but I didn’t overly mind, had a ripping good time, shame about the beheadings though, did try my best to stop all that, but i suppose you win some you lose some. Queen Victoria is a bit of a bitch as well, just a heads up, (Heads up, Hah!...
June 2009
14 posts
Unadulterated Loathing
Going to Avenue Q for 18th, excited even now, might be getting job with Fahcsia too… Working at an office at my age…I’d make such a good buisnessman.
I love everything
I LOVE TREES CAUSE THEY MAKE SOME LEAVES I LOVE CAKE BECAUSE ITS DAMN TASTY fuck! I love everything!
We ride for Rohan!
Re-watching Lord of The Rings, Whatever happened to Billy Boyd? He’s awesome! Apparently him and Dominic are writing a script! Two Hobbits writing a movie plot? How can I lose!
5 Reasons why Karl Urban is better than you
1) He is Eomer, Eomer killed roughly ten Oliphonts, Legolas killed like one and gets the glory, Eomer did it without even taken a scrap of glory, That guy is a pimp! 2) He is Bones McCoy! He’s Dead jim! He’s Dead Jim…He’s Dead Jim! D: < NO HE’S NOT ! BECAUSE HE’S MOTHERFUCKING KARL URBAN! 3) He’s Vaako! That motherfucker had moves! you see the...
IM A WIZARD
FIRE BALL! FIRE BALL! EAT MY KNUCKLES!
Mister Blue Sky
WHAOOAOAAOAHOHOHO IM THE NEW RELIGION! I’M TOM BOMBADIL! I’M THE OMEGA! FEAR MY WRATHLY POWER!
“Me: How do you know if your going insane?
Jace: You get Paranoid first.
Me:...”
– Jace on my slowly coming Insanity
“Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may...”
– One of the many many good drinking songs
The Science of Noir
Making a Noir short film, based on some comics I wrote up when I’m board in History, based around a guy who was a Jewish butcher during the war, ends up resisiting arest and going into hiding, making deals with people to survive (Some Sexy and becomes a bit of a V, making his own Radio Station so that he can spread the “truth” while trying to avoid the SS… Well I like it,...
Getting Picked on rules!
I got picked on today, Noone helped me, Actually everyone just walked by while it happened. I guess I should expect it though, I’m always the guy who trys his best to help people, then is forgotten about once they get what they want out of me… Seriously, I don’t even think anyone is overly caring while reading this anyway, I dunno. I wish people would stop taking me for granted...
I've got a brand new girlfriend, she is so lovely...
Found heaps of my old CD’s I found my Gackt one which I’ve been looking for AGES for which I’ve geeked out about, why? Because Gackt is one of the hottest lads on the planet and I love his Songs. Also! He is Genesis in Final Fantasy!!! :DDDD
Kaboom
THE WATERS OF MARS IS AN ANAGRAM OF THE MASTER OF WARS! John Simm is coming back! I can tell! That is all.
Tim Reid's Magical Animal Safari! Part 1
Welcome to Tim Reid’s amazing journey into animals that are just plain AWESOME! These Animals are so filled with so many facts about animals, that your going to say “Wow, That guy knows a lot about animals!” GET READY FOR YOUR JOURNEY INTO THE AMAZING MIND OF FACTS! PART ONE! LETS ROCK AND ROLL CHILDREN! 1st - NARWHALS! Why? They are Narwhals! They have Swords on their heads and...
May 2009
24 posts
Theres no future and Englands dreaming
AHHHHHHHH IM ON FIRE AND IM A MYSTICAL PANDA
I learnt something today!
I can’t Fly…yet. Working on a contraption using crazy straws and funk music.
Dirt of Your Shoulder
Media Teacher told me I was heading nowhere in life, Drama teacher said I got a bright Future, History teacher said I have a complex mind, English Teacher said my Imagination is vast. My Teachers are Psychic. I’m so confused.
I got 99 Problems, But a Klingon aint one.
Dude….Ughh, head pounding, Freakin’ Cough syrup, Spent last night thinking I was Tim I Reed, Commander of the Starship Enterprise and Tri-Force enthusiest. I was merry and quite the charmer may I say, Sulu was right crackin’ on to me He wanted to hit that so badly, but I won’t have none of that in my ship! So we took it outside. All the way outside. We Beamed Up that Night....
By Odins Beard!
Played Runescape, I know right? Its actually sort of fun…I hope I don’t get addicted again.
“James: Who are you today?
Tim: What? I’m Tim
James: No, but which one,...”
– Conversation with James that made my head explode.
I am The Son Of Loki!
Fear my power! I shall always be around till the ends of time! D: < I shall always prevail D: < FOR I AM LOKI’S SON! and I shall be your demise Rarrrrrrr Roaaaaarrrrrrr Rawrrrrrrr
“James: And so I just let my character take me over, I cried when he cried, I...”
– Drama On Friday, James Cried in it.
“Is It Ok If My character goes and kills everyone? I think it’d be a good...”
– The reasons I hate being an Admin
“Do a Barrel Roll”
– Echoing Thoughts of Starfox 64
“And you will heal yourself when the rain begins to fall. Feel the fire Burning...”
– - Boy Hits Car, I’m a Cloud
“Remember Kids, I’m Invisible!”
– - Mike Tyson on his Super Powers
“James: You wouldn’t want to go to Limelight anyway
Me: Why is it Gay?...”
– At Lunch
John - The Musical
Suprisingly Coming along really well! 24 Pages of Work so far, Act One fully written up and a lot of songs, So yeah, Theres a lot thats coming together. Working on Act Two As we speak with my brother Will Tupperwein, So you KNOW its got to be good. Much Love. Thank You Laura for giving me this Challenge.
Spanish People
I wish I was Spanish or something more diverse than Irish, being Irish is good on Saint Patricks Day and when people do bad impressions of your countries accent. I miss my old Accent too, I used to say boring words in hilarious ways. I found a tape of me doing Stand Up Comedy, it made the act actually funny even though the jokes consisted of “Why did the Teddy Bear Go to Heaven? Because...
Sea Turtles!
Sea Turtles blow my mind! They are Old, Old as time, but they look well for their age without cosmetic surgeory, Their shells are hard as armour! They could kick any aquatic animals Ass, Even Sharks could not penetrate their amazing Hides! SEA TURTLES RULE!!!!!!!!!
“Just because you fuck a guy, it doesn’t make you gay guys”
– - Some guy in the hyperdome.
“I can’t see! I can’t see!”
“Of course you can’t fucking see, I shot a blank in...”
– From a great movie, with great people, and great things. Watching it is like a Fairytale (via tundratim) (via ronniemars)
“War does not determine who is right - only who is left”
– Wadsworth, Fallout 3
“I can’t see! I can’t see!”
“Of course you can’t...”
– From a great movie, with great people, and great things. Watching it is like a Fairytale
“Photons have Mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic!”
– - A small Gru making a last quip before slashing an infant in half”
“Hello, Nice Day isn’t it?”
– - Abraham Lincoln greeting someone