Spanish People
I wish I was Spanish or something more diverse than Irish, being Irish is good on Saint Patricks Day and when people do bad impressions of your countries accent.
I miss my old Accent too, I used to say boring words in hilarious ways. I found a tape of me doing Stand Up Comedy, it made the act actually funny even though the jokes consisted of
“Why did the Teddy Bear Go to Heaven? Because he’s DEAD”
“Why is the Capital of Australia Canberra? BECAUSE I DONT KNOW”
and of course
“Why is Dad a Minister? BECAUSE ITS HIS JOB”
…I think I’ve always been weird.
