I got 99 Problems, But a Klingon aint one.
Dude….Ughh, head pounding, Freakin’ Cough syrup, Spent last night thinking I was Tim I Reed, Commander of the Starship Enterprise and Tri-Force enthusiest. I was merry and quite the charmer may I say, Sulu was right crackin’ on to me
He wanted to hit that so badly, but I won’t have none of that in my ship!
So we took it outside.
All the way outside.
We Beamed Up that Night.
Set Phasers to Cum.
He really Kling’d On.
I’ll stop now.
That is all.
